So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Do vagina's smell?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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