Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
She said her name was "party"
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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