Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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