i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
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Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
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Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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