When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Randomize
