you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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