He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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