its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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