He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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