He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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