i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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