im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
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Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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