Whatcha textin bout Willis?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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