so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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