No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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