My nipple is on Facebook.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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