i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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