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go home
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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