You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
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Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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