Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
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I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
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Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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