Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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