If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
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he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
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I came home braless and wearing a tail....
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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