Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
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There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
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Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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