He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
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That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
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Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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