garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
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My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
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I just want nice things and good sex
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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