If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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