Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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