just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
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duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
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the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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