and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
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at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
You need a sexual gate keeper
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
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Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
there is glitter all over my balls
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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