I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
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Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
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So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Drake has all the answers
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.