I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
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