Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
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It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Boobs are out for the taking
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I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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