yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
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i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
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Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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