I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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