Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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