just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
My ass is underappreciated
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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