Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Randomize
