I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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