Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
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If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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