worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
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So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
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I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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