Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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