she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
sex in a hospital.. check
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
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