what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
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As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
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That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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