whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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