Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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