She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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