It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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