I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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