I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
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Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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