After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
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Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
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ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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