Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
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It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
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Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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