Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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