I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
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She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
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She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
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