yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
