is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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