I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Randomize
