i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
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So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
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Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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