I just made out with a guy for $7.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
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This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
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omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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