Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Randomize
