He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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