i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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