he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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